Okay people, this is getting ridiculous. These 3rd grade facebook games have taken hold over thousands, including my mother, and I can't take it anymore!!!
***First off; if you play these games at work, THIS DOES NOT PERTAIN TO YOU! For you gamers, I am jealous that you have a job in which you have enough free time to play on the internet. Mad Props.
For those of you who spend time at home, at night, on the weekends and endless hours playing ruhtard facebook games... GET A LIFE!!! Do you rush home to harvest your squash crop? Did you have a rumble in the alley with your Mafia? Can you sleep better knowing which Sex and the City character you are most like? Do you really think that facebook can accurately calculate when you will get married? Your Happy Aquarium is so full, but I could care less! You are a GEEK FACTORY!
My mom's wall is covered in tons of random things about ducks on her farm and reaching 40 million points in Bejeweled. It's crazy! This also means that everyone who is friends with her gets a daily flood of her game invitations and a Farm Day recap. Nobody wants to see that. Go into your settings and de-activate some stuff, please.
Do not ask people in public if they will join your Mafia, or be your neighboring farmer. The answer is NO. How can it be so important that you are thinking about recruiting and building your little empire even when you're not doing it? Think more about the things you are missing out on, losers. Go outside. Draw a picture. Play with your dog. Read a book. Google something.
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