I'm baaaaacccckkkkk!!!

After three long months of desertion and lame nothingness, I have decided to start blogging again. I don't even know how to describe what I have been doing for all this time. What on earth could take me away from my blogging???

Well, I have changed jobs, traveled my ass off, been to dozens of shows/festivals, still... made surprising progress with my journey to adulthood, done a photo shoot, jumped out of an airplane, fallen in love with Bassnectar and anything with a dirty as bassline... WOMP, started eating healthier, remained loyal to Dr. Pepper though, discovered my inner hooper, partied my ass off, missed the SHIT out of my parents,

... and I bet you're really fuckin' excited to hear alllllll about it!

Smoking 3,000 Joints Is Bad for Your Brain

Read THIS ARTICLE.... My mother sent it to me.

Happy Thanksgiving!

In honor of my very first Thanksgiving away from home, I thought I'd give everyone a little gobble gobble. That could have been a lot punnier, but the next 300 words will do that just fine.

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.....

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat at the table.

11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

12. You think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Your Highness

Cannot wait to see THIS NEW MOVIE!!!