As I sit here on hold with Austin Energy, I think about flying my plane right into their main building. Not really, I don't have a plane, and I like my car too much to crash it, but F Austin Energy!!! All I wanna do is set up my electricity at my new place, but apparently it is too hard of a thing for them to do. I have talked to 4 representatives, and all of them are as smart as an empty box of dog crap. My address is not coming up in the "system" because no one has ever lived there before, sir! Of course it makes sense! No one has ever had electricity there, so WHY WOULD you have it in your "system"??? Take your "system" and shove it!

The guy this morning was the worst. Sometimes I do feel bad about being a complete witch to Customer Service Reps, but NOT this fool. He was begging for it. He tried to tell me that the solution to this problem would be for me to go over to the new place, and look around for a meter. I should then take the numbers off of the meter, and call back. Are you kidding me? Isn't that YOUR job, sir? I'm just trying to get some damn electricity, and you're trying to turn me into a meter-reader.

Thank God this guy can't spit in my electricity!!!