My showers are SO much more intense during American Idol Season.

Do you have a question? Are you intrigued about something? Wondering what that is? Wanna know more about that?
Pondering what it looks like?

GOOGLE IT, PEOPLE!!!

So, the Olympics were just here, and I didn't really get to catch much of it. Luckily, I have begun to discover the greater things in life, and I am not spending as much time on my ass in front of the television. I am not really much of a Winter Olympics person anyways. I like Gymnastics and Diving, not Curling and Luging! The Luge.... what a disastrous year for that event! I feel for the guy and everything, but seriously, that's a risk that you take when you agree to fly down an ice tube going 100 mph. Shit happens. No one ever said that luging was any sort of a good idea, regardless of the dangers. Who just walked outside one day and said, "I think I wanna build a large water slide made of ice, then have a box car race down, and eventually one day have one of the greatest movies EVER made about this new sport?" It's retarded. I also saw a bi-athlon event, where the competitors had to shoot a rifle at some targets, and then cross-country ski. Why is that a combination, and why the F is that an Olympic Sport? I won't even get into Curling...

The Olympics are for SPORTS. A sport is where people exert energy and use strength combined with training and strategy to kick ass. Sitting in a sled and trying really hard to be aerodynamic is not a sport. Polishing ice is not a sport, and "Ice Dancing" is a hobby. How about they add Football to the Winter Olympics, huh?

Swan's Texts from LastNight: Part I

(On a DT night, Shara is trying to find me on 6th street)
Shara: Where u at?
Swan: Union Park booty dancin with my liver!!!
haha, wow. I like my liver to party!

(from my little sister on a weekend)
Taylor: I love my sister, yes I do, I love my sister, how bout u?
(6 hours later at 4:30 am)
Swan: That was the cutest text ever :) I showed it to all of my friends
hmmm, love you too Sissy....

Screw the Easy- Bake Oven, I was makin' Creepy Crawlers when I was a kid!

Finger Toes

I have the longest toes on the planet! Everyone who knows me, knows this about me. Even the pedicure ladies tell me this, and they see millions of toes a day! It never fails, someone will notice my toes and gasp, say something, or try to "shake" my foot (Lisa Garcia). I can cross my toes, I can pick up ANYTHING with my toes, and I can even draw and write my name with my toes. Tell me that isn't special! Some people just don't appreciate them.... jealous much?

I am used to the ridicule, and the incessant finger-toe jokes.... it doesn't bother me anymore. But what does bother me is the fact that my toes prohibit me from performing basic tasks. Such as; walking on carpet! If I walk bare-footed on carpet, it's over right then and there. I will end up on my face, no doubt! I think that somehow I trip over my own toes. It's like they get rolled up underneath my foot or something, I dunno, but it never ends well.

I also stump my toes on the reg. Door jambs, floor-level changes, computer chairs at work, ALWAYS in my way! This week has been brutal because I am in a new, unfamiliar place with boxes all over the floor. All of my toes feel broken right now.

The WORST part about having ridiculously long toes is buying shoes! I cannot wear very many styles of shoe. Summer is the hardest, because I often have trouble finding something that my toes do not hang over the edge of. As a result, I typically end up buying shoes that are atleast a full size bigger than what I should be wearing. I try to find sandals that are squared, not rounded at the toe, and really look for something that will let that 2nd guy hang out there pretty far. (P.S. Super long 2nd toe means I'm smart, or head of the household or something like that)Sneakers and boots aren't much easier though, because those cause me excruciating pain. I get all excited about buying a smaller size, not having banana boat feet, and end up making it a painful experience. My 2nd and 3rd toes roll up in there when I wear close-toed shoes, and I immediately lose all polish on those digits from the impact. It's a hard life, but I'm doin it.