My FAVE kid on my FAVE show (he is hillarious!)
Star Wars according to a 3 year old (this one is just because she is SOOO cute!)
Thankyou, thankyou..... You're far too kind!
My road trips almost always involve breaking laws, and a "hurry-up-n-get-there" mentality. Risky. No one really embarks down the highway with any intentions of getting pulled over, but it has been known to happen. Sometimes it's good to have a little help avoiding that drama. Sure, you can follow someone (preferably a red guy), get a radar detector, or follow the speed limit (psschhhh). But the help I love the most, is the friendly "HEY, COP AHEAD" light-flash from a fellow traveler. I try not to confuse that with the people that are telling me to turn my brights off, but it's always safe to slow down either way.
How nice is that? Who started this gesture? Thankyou, kind sir! What is the opposite of road rage? Road love? If so, it's such an awesome thing! Pay it forward people! After all, the Texas motto for driving is, "DRIVE FRIENDLY"!!!
-dedicated to the person who gave me this idea :)
Is she for real?
This video is pretty entertaining... this is an old woman who is GEEKING OUT while her flight is landing. Luckily, someone recorded this. The video is great, but leaves me questioning a few things.
1. Is that a woman?
2. Is she for real?
3. What type of drugs is she on?
4. Why did the guy next to her try to play it so cool?
5. I'm pretty sure she is a Red Raider, because she continues to get her guns up.
Blue Moon
This New Year was AMAZING!!! It was the first good New Year's experience that I've had in quite a few years, and also the first New Year's in quite a while that I haven't had a boyfriend. (Do you see the correlation here? F boyfriends!) That's not the only thing that made this year's celebration a little bit different, it was also a BLUE MOON! Word on the street was that the Blue Moon was gonna make people extra crazy, so I was pretty excited. The party was great, the people were fun, and I didn't really notice anything, or anyone gettin too "crazy" on NYE. Sooooooo, I guess I like Blue Moons, looking forward to the next one. See you in 28 years!
Can't you see I'm busy!?!
Gentlemen,
Please do not tap a lady on the shoulder while she is running on the treadmill.
1. I am clumsy as hell anyways, so being startled isn't gonna help.
2. Can't you see that I am busy!?!
3. I am here to sweat profusely, so hott, right?
4. If you are at the gym trying to pick up chicks, check your priorities.
5. I KNOW my kicks are fly, thankyou.
6. No, I don't want to join you for a protein shake.
7. Go ahead, change the channel, I'm not watching it.
8. Yes, I've been here before, and I know you have too, nice try :)
9. Sorry if I'm subconsciously reciting explicit rap lyrics, my bad.
10. I DEF don't want your advice on my work-out!
Do what you came here to do!
Swan's Urban Dictionary, Part I
Any song that begins with the words, "we gon' go head n' put it down one time fo Texas right here" is gonna be pretty great.
"If I can't have the best, I don't want the rest" Translation: if I cain't drank no classic Docta Peppah, I don't want none that othah sheet.
Modern Family
When a sit-com is SO GOOD that you can watch one episode multiple times, it's the ish! Modern Family is freaking outrageous! Do yourself a favor and go watch it on Hulu! Get ready to giggle your guts out!
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