If you have a problem with me, and my incessant status-updates, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you are unable to come up with such wittingly entertaining thoughts. I'm sorry that you don't have endless free time on your hands to look up quirky facts that no one cares about, but everyone likes. I'm sorry that you don't enjoy your time doing fun things that you would like to share with the rest of Facebook. I'm sorry that it is not easy for you to entertain people with your words.
I'm sorry that you would rather come up with SUPER LAME stati that make people want to de-friend you. I'm sorry that you feel sick, and wish you were not at work. I'm sorry that you play LOSER-Ville, and are concerned about which celebrity that you look most like. I'm sorry that you hate this weather, and you are wondering, "why me?". I'm sorry you're in class, and your homework sucks. I'm sorry that your girlfriend dumped you, and I'm sorry that you think Twilight is cool enough to still have status updates about Edward Cullen.
I AM NOT SORRY about being funnier, happier, and cooler than you are, though!
Swan's Urban Dictionary, Part III
"a man will pay the bills, but a thug will keep it hood" -Advice from Slim Thug
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