I'll sell you my pickle for a nickel

I just slammed dollars on the BCM movie theatre snack bar and said, "WHAM!!! Gimme two pickles, please." and I wonder why people think I'm weird... Goin to see The Book of Eli.
Ps... One pickle was for KG

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Such a bad ass.......

Kelli Can Blog Too!!!

Here is another masterpiece, written by the one and only, KELLI!

Okkay... So... i realize that one of my bigger pet peives are "socially inept" people. I mean what the hell.. could you run into a more frustrating, annoying person? DOUBTFUL. I Have one person in particular that really comes to mind. And it is the worse... because there is no way to get away from them... A COWORKER. You meet a woman... shes in her 40's and seems pretty cool. You know htat you are going to be stuck with her 40 hours a week so.. you think, ehhh what the hell... ill make an effort to have a good "working relationship" with her. Apparently i was off with what i thought a "working relationship" was... turns out she is unhappy iwth her marrage, has a screw up son, not too many friends, and no social life. Wheres all the talk about things that have gone around in the office? The people we like and dislike? ANYWAY.. thats not where im trying to get at. What im trying to get it is those people who cant have your life... so they just try to live their life vicariously through yours. UGH-- SO ANNOYING. For example... I chop my hair off and happen to run into my coworker AT THE SAME PLACE I GO... and she sees my new do... and she goes... "Oh i think i want to do that to"... I get a tattoo... she calls me the next weekend and gets a tattoo IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE. I like to jam to fratmusic.com in office and listen to country music (which im not relaly into, but its good for office music), She comes up to me and is like... oh what website is that and starts listening to the same station really loud (probably because she is deaf), so i cant enjoy my music because it interferes with hers. okay. FIND YOUR OWN STYLE. Dont try and live vicariously through someone else because it is OBVIOUSLY never going to be your life.

PS... the whole reason i got on this tagent is because i finally got really PISSED OFF from the constant annoyance of having her text me once or twice a week that says "test, you get this" ... because when people dont text her back, she thinks her phone is broken. UGH. THE SOCIALLY INEPT PEOPLE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

Can I Marry my iPhone!?! Part 4

Holy crap! watch this!

I think I need, I think I need, I think I need my medicine...

Medicine by Plies

Today in History: January 18

2003: Airbus 380 was unveiled. 1998: Matt Drudge broke news of the Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal on The Drudge Report. 1997: Boerge Ousland of Norway becomes the first person to cross Antarctica alone. 1994: The Cando-Event. Google it. 1993: MLK Day was recognized for the first time by ALL 50 states. 1990:... Marion Barry arrested. 1919: Bentley Motors was founded. 1778: James Cook discovered Hawaii.