The best part about my day is....
well, unfortunately the REAL best part of my day is improper for the public eye, soooo... after work when I have the REAL best part of my day, the NEXT best part of my day is watching ELLEN!!! She absolutely rocks my face off. She is the funniest person in the world! I used to tie her right up there with legend, Pimp, and genius, Katt Williams, but with Ellen's new season on the scene, she has most surely surpassed Sir Shorty Giggles. (damn thats kindof a tongue-twister, so I'm gonna leave it :)
Ellen can brighten ANY of my days. I catch myself listening to it from my desk at work (we have it on in the lobby in the mornings). I try not to pay attention so that I can enjoy it in full once I get home. I sit and I laugh hysterically at my television for 45 minutes(DVR)! She is so witty, and has such a positive perspective on everything! LOVE!
Check out some of my favorite Ellen moments!
#4: Ellen's Magic Microphone. Actually, this should be ranked higher.
HOW did I not invent this!?! Part I: Taco
Do you like tacos? Of course you do, but you HATE loading them up, right? It's so ridiculous! You have to hold it with one hand, while filling it with the other. Even if you get the thing loaded up just right, you put in on your plate and it spills out everywhere... UGH!!! Well people, there is now a solution. THE FLAT-BOTTOMED TACO SHELL. How did someone just now think of the flat-bottomed taco shell!?! How did IIIIIIIIIIIII not think of this!?! People have even labored over making taco-holders without that light-bulb going off. BRAVO to the flat-bottomed taco shell pioneer! Go get some people, they're a real blast.
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