Ummmmm, can I have this?

Alligator Chair.

The Lingerer

To the creepy dude who hangs around much longer than is socially acceptable... Yeah, we had some people over, and you somehow got wind of that. You had so much fun, and spent the whole night admiring our entertainment expertise. You learned how to play dominoes, and couldn't stop thinking how awesome we are. You wish you were our friend, but you're not. When people leave and we shut it down... this is your cue to exit as well. Don't linger around the living room like you're waiting on someone. Don't creep out our girls with your wild eyes, and perverse comments. Take a hint. Leave!!!

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Cletus

Cletus is a pretty sweet name. I had a hog named Cletus once, a Duroc. (That's a Ginger pig for those of you who were not dedicated member of the FFA) Anyways, today I discovered that the annoying NFL robot was named Cletus, voted on by America! Awesome! Too bad Cletus is old, and not cool anymore. Get a new graphic NFL!


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