AHHHHH!!! So excited! Tomorrow is my last day of working where I work. That's not really what I am so excited about.... I will miss my co-workers.... but what I'm excited about is the party! We are going to a really great place and DYSFUNKSHUN JUNKSHUN is playing! I freakin' love them! I am ready to have a good send off, and jam out with my favorite ladies! New paths, and a brighter future :)

Swan Dives Part I

I recently discovered that Food Network doesn't know what they are talking about. Sure, I love your shows, and IronChef America is my jam.... But where do they get off saying where the best tacos in America are? NOT at TacoTaco, Sir! Seriously, with all of the resources at Food Network's fingertips, you would think they'd try and recommend a place that would at least pass a food inspection. Anyways, my point is, if Food Network can get away with naming bullshit awards to places like that, then I can damn sure give some pretty official awards myself! I think this calls for a new series! Swan Dives, is here people, and I'm not gonna mess around. I like to eat good food, and I like to talk about it.

I'm gonna go ahead and kick things off right, with one of my absolute FAVES!

GALAXY CAFE

This place is the bomb.com! Not only do they have ridiculously cool T-shirts, but their food is off the charts! Chicken salad with the perfect combination of walnuts and grapes can do wonders to me. Dinner specials, breakfast schmorgusbord, OUT OF THIS WORLD MASHED SWEET POTATOES, and the best club wrap in town.... the Milky Way has nothing on Galaxy Cafe! Hopefully someone from the Food Network will go check it out, and probably die of delight.

Today, I experienced 2 very horrifying things

First, some of my friends introduced me to ChatRoulette. Holy shit! What has this F'ed up world come to? No child should be let ANYWHERE near a web cam! On ChatRoulette.com, you can virtually start a random video-chat with someone from anywhere across the world! It has the potential to be really cool, but unfortunately we live in a world with some serious sick-o's. You shuffle through random people, looking for someone fun to chat with. Approximately 70% of the people that I got "shuffled" to were Pervy McPervertons, and all X-rated. As you click next, the new chat pops up and surprises you, be prepared. Most of the creepers are not showing their faces, more so disgusting actions, and extremities. It's awful! Nothing was funnier than when 3 teenage girls popped up on my screen and their faces were covered with horror from what they had seen before they skipped to me. It was hilarious! Despite all of the creepy losers, we did meet some normal people. It's such a releiving feeling whenever you see someone "normal" pop up on your screen. I have no desire to do it again, but I'm glad I got to experience what everyone is raving about.

Second, I watched the movie "Precious". I have never had any desire to watch it, obviously, and I only did it because my friends were over, and they wanted to watch it. I knew that I would be sitting here, typing my little heart out, throughout whatever movie they picked anyways. As we sat on the couch, and listened to Anthony read the movie Description aloud, I couldn't help but gasp in disbelief! The first sentence states that poor 600 lb. Precious gets impregnated by her father, unwillingly of course, TWICE! Holy cow! Who wants to watch that? Immediately upset about having to see this, I do my best to keep my eyes on the computer, and focus on my blog. That was impossible, however, since the first scene of the movie was Precious getting raped by her disgusting father. It is one of the saddest, most horrible, sick & twisted movies I have ever seen. I cried later in the movie just because it was so screwed up. Why don't they make good movies anymore?

The Ginger Invasion is upon us!