Swan Dives Part I

I recently discovered that Food Network doesn't know what they are talking about. Sure, I love your shows, and IronChef America is my jam.... But where do they get off saying where the best tacos in America are? NOT at TacoTaco, Sir! Seriously, with all of the resources at Food Network's fingertips, you would think they'd try and recommend a place that would at least pass a food inspection. Anyways, my point is, if Food Network can get away with naming bullshit awards to places like that, then I can damn sure give some pretty official awards myself! I think this calls for a new series! Swan Dives, is here people, and I'm not gonna mess around. I like to eat good food, and I like to talk about it.

I'm gonna go ahead and kick things off right, with one of my absolute FAVES!

GALAXY CAFE

This place is the bomb.com! Not only do they have ridiculously cool T-shirts, but their food is off the charts! Chicken salad with the perfect combination of walnuts and grapes can do wonders to me. Dinner specials, breakfast schmorgusbord, OUT OF THIS WORLD MASHED SWEET POTATOES, and the best club wrap in town.... the Milky Way has nothing on Galaxy Cafe! Hopefully someone from the Food Network will go check it out, and probably die of delight.