Cookie

It took me 2 months to find her... but friend-requesting every "Cookie" in the New Orleans area finally paid off. This angel shown above contributed to one of the best days I have had in my entire life. Not only did she compliment my mask, my ginger hair, and my vibrant personality.... she also gave me a perfect doobie out of the kindness of her heart. Miss you, Cooks ;)

The Amazing Allysini

Ughhhh, I am really trying to post those videos on here, but I can't get it to work. One day....

Don't forget to feed my fish!!!

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Teen Mom

I am SICK AND TIRED of every show on television being about pregnant teens!!!!! It's effing ridiculous! This long awaited blog rage is spurred on by a quick look at MTV On Demand. TRUE LIFE: I'm pregnant. TRUE LIFE: I had an abortion. Teen Mom 2: After Jail. That 17 year old trashball is making mid 6-figures, and has been in and out court fighting for the right to even see her daughter. But ohhh, she's in the club. She found some new boyfriend, and is allegedly doing drugs. She miraculously lost 57 pounds, got a life-size tattoo of her daughter, and has the hottest new shit. Barf. in. my. face.

I have never really seen the show for more than about 7 minutes. I just started to google the main Teen Mom that I know of, recalling her name from one of the 16 Magazine covers she has been on in the past 3 months. Truth. Her name popped up first before I even typed the first 3 letterse. It makes me sick how much attention she is getting.... along with the other 2 dozen young teen moms recently featured.

The worst part about this mess being blasted across the country is what I like to call T.M effing I. How is it okay to introduce all these horrible/personal/serious/adult life choices to little girls who haven't even been to tampon class in the fifth grade? Any kid can go to MTV and see "that older pretty girl" and think how badass it is that she is on TV. She is getting married, and her Mom even lets HER boyfriend sleep over. He even bought a fake piece of shit ring that "little Susie watching MTV" thinks she wants one day.

How am I going to keep my children away from this CRAP!?! When I was a kid, I was doing Steve Urkel impressions, and watching DJ Tanner learn life lessons about boyfriends and eating disorders. She wasn't gettin' nasty and knocked up in her room while Jessie and Becky were supposed to be babysitting. hahaha... Danny would have had a fucking heart attack!

Auntie Ally

Because I miss all of my PRESSSSSHHHH nieces, nephews and Godchildren soooo much.... I think I will do a tribute :)

This is P & B. Preslee and Blain. They belong to my nearest and dearest friend, Magen.

Blain is a sweetheart, but will be breaking hearts in no time ;)

Preslee... she is a free spirit like her Auntie Ally :)

This is Amyah Jade, of Kristin "K-Mill" Hammond. She is the smartest kid I have ever met in my life. She is two years old, and can have conversations like a 7 year old. It's absolutely nuts!

When their Moms let them hang out, I like to call them "A-Town" and P-Money". They have a lot of fun and I think it's awesome that they will be long-time friends simply because their Moms will be. I guess they can baby sit Auntie Ally's kids...?

They LOVE hanging out with their Krazy Auntie Krystal. She is also a free spirited Auntie, and they sure will love to come hang out with us when we are old and still partying balls. I hope.

This is Brynlee Bear. She is a miracle baby! She was the first baby out of all of my closest friends and she has the most hilarious personality! Bryn runs shit around her house!

This is Khloe Bear, and she has gotten so much bigger than the one time I got to meet her, on the day she was born. Hopefully that will change soon :(

These are the twins, and below is their older brother Watson. These little cowboys moved down South, but I do my best to creep on their mother's facebook page as much as possible! Miss all of you little shits! I can't wait til your Mom lets me hang out with you alone... one day!