Teen Mom

I am SICK AND TIRED of every show on television being about pregnant teens!!!!! It's effing ridiculous! This long awaited blog rage is spurred on by a quick look at MTV On Demand. TRUE LIFE: I'm pregnant. TRUE LIFE: I had an abortion. Teen Mom 2: After Jail. That 17 year old trashball is making mid 6-figures, and has been in and out court fighting for the right to even see her daughter. But ohhh, she's in the club. She found some new boyfriend, and is allegedly doing drugs. She miraculously lost 57 pounds, got a life-size tattoo of her daughter, and has the hottest new shit. Barf. in. my. face.

I have never really seen the show for more than about 7 minutes. I just started to google the main Teen Mom that I know of, recalling her name from one of the 16 Magazine covers she has been on in the past 3 months. Truth. Her name popped up first before I even typed the first 3 letterse. It makes me sick how much attention she is getting.... along with the other 2 dozen young teen moms recently featured.

The worst part about this mess being blasted across the country is what I like to call T.M effing I. How is it okay to introduce all these horrible/personal/serious/adult life choices to little girls who haven't even been to tampon class in the fifth grade? Any kid can go to MTV and see "that older pretty girl" and think how badass it is that she is on TV. She is getting married, and her Mom even lets HER boyfriend sleep over. He even bought a fake piece of shit ring that "little Susie watching MTV" thinks she wants one day.

How am I going to keep my children away from this CRAP!?! When I was a kid, I was doing Steve Urkel impressions, and watching DJ Tanner learn life lessons about boyfriends and eating disorders. She wasn't gettin' nasty and knocked up in her room while Jessie and Becky were supposed to be babysitting. hahaha... Danny would have had a fucking heart attack!