RED BOX

I am not really a movie fanatic. They're cool and all, but once I've seen a movie, I don't usually watch it again. Unless it's a SUPER funny movie, then I just download it boot-leg before your ass is even watching it at Tinseltown. I knew about the tiger in the bathroom before Mike Tyson did! I like movies, but I only watch 'em when I see 'em. I don't really go to the movie theatre, or spend money on seeing them. When I do go, I usually have a gift card from my mom... she's the ISH, for sure!

I didn't see Avatar, (3-D movies make me barf), and I have never read one word of any sort of Vampire Trash. Sorry Mom, I just think it's for losers. Yeah, I see movie trailers and think, "Man, that's looks like a kick ass movie!" But if you wait long enough, you'll forget about it, and then one day... It's on HBO! Awesome. The are only TWO forms of paying for movies that I agree with.

1. Alamo Drafthouse. We don't have this is Woodrow Compton, Texas. I am still lovin' it like a tourist, as I am with most of the things in Austin. I keep tellin my Dad that if he wants to make millions, he should open an Alamo Drafthouse right next to Texas Tech University.

2. RED BOX. This fool.... wow! Mad props to you. You have a box at every Walgreen's and McDonalds in the laziest, most movie-watching country EVER! RedBox passed Blockbuster in sales by 2007! It's the easiest way to rent a movie, and not get screwed into all sorts of debt.

3. Even though I said two, I just thought of another one. I'll have to admit that there have been a few times in my life where I couldn't find ANYTHING on the television, and I just couldn't help but to buy a movie for $4.99. Atleast you can't risk getting late fees, and you can record it!

Okay, this is not even what I wanted this to be about when I started writing about movies today. What I wanted to talk about was chick flicks. I love a good chick flick! Unfortunately, I have a low tolerance for emotional scenes, and sometimes it just feels good to just cry over a sad love story! When I imagine going to see one, I think of going with my mom, or girlfriends. NOT with a boy! I saw something today about a girl MAKING her boyfriend go see a sappy tear-jerker about a boy.... and a girl.... and they were separated by war.... and they wrote letters.... and you know the rest. What MAN wants to see that!?! None of them! Don't get me wrong, props to you for being able to get him to agree to it, he must really like you. Barf. You may be doing it as some sort of punishment, or to prove a point, and if that's the case, even more props! But me, personally, wouldn't really have interest in a guy who watched chick-flicks. I am not a fan of pansies, and I think that 8 hours a day of ESPN is sexy. You have to be careful that you don't let them fall asleep with Sports Center on though, because it runs on a 30 minute repeat-loop, and it could have some adverse effects on the brain. The moral of the story is, men should not watch chick-flicks. Stand up for yourselves, just say no.

working late, we have a blender, lets have some margs :)

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SuperBowl Champs 2010!!!

Here is a copy of the "rules" for the game I will being playing for the Super Bowl this Sunday, that the Saints are going to win :

The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds..
8.. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”
9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1
10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer
11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1
12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor
13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Superbowl victory, drink 1
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1
16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.
18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “********!”
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink
20.. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face
Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti, drink 1
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1