Bayum! You just got iced! May 14-16

If you don't know what I'm talking about here, you need to look around you. Icing is sweeping the nation, and my life is consumed by it. I want to Ice everyone I see. The more innocent and unexpected; the better. Ice your friends, Ice your family, Ice yourself! And someone PLEASE Ice Kelli!!!

I got iced at 10am, hungover, about to embark on a 6 hour road trip. Not driving, but still!

Naturally, before we started the road trip, Bryan and I thought it was best if we iced Cassie in bed first. 10:30am and good morning!

Cass with her wittle kitty. 10:42 am.

Only Schu can look so adorable while being iced.

and only Moe could look so fit.

Cuatro, with the Western Ice.

Iced LBK style; It's early, I'm ardy wasted, that's a THIRTY-TWO oz., my dress in on backwards, and I'm with a Handsome Huge Hatian Hoe. I feel bad about the Hoe part, but it was funny and it started with an H. Sorry Lava.

This Ice is somewhere in West Texas, nearing the end of the road-trip to Paradise.

This is P-Money getting Iced with Carnation.

You know what's weird? Fingerprints. Do you ever really check yours out? They're so perfect, and one of a kind. A few weeks ago I burnt the SHIT out of my thumb, and ended up with a GIANT blister on my perfect fingerprint! I immediately assumed that my print would be ruined, and never the same. BUT, over two weeks later, after the blister popped, the skin peeled off, and new perfect pink un-printed skin appeared..... my fingerprint came back! It was nuts!

Having the munchies and a Gas Card is about as good of a combo as Pop Rocks and soda. I go in for a few things, and leave with the entire convenient store! Though I am a seasoned verteran of the munchies AND impulse shopping, I still find myself making ridiculously unnecessary purchases. (Mom, I quit using your gas card for these reasons a LONG time ago, this is just material for the book that will one day put you up in the fanciest Nursing Home in Lubbock, Texas)

• Big Red may cause cancer and have more HFCS than WonkaLand, but the shit is delicious!
• Sometimes, all I need in my life is a Cherry Ring Pop.
• BUSTED magazine on the reg!
• As much as you USED to love pizza Lunchables.... the fun just isn't worth it!
• Scratch off tickets are a big weakness. Do you see me in an F5, flying my friends across the world? No. Stupid.
• Hershey's Skor is the best candy bar EVER, but turn that thing over and see if you ever wanna consume that much fat again.
• If they've got stickers, I want 'em.
• You can NEVER have enough bottled water.
• I am a hot dog FANATIC, but gas station hot dogs are only for hobos. Big mistake.
• No ice cream can ever be as awesome as Crunch Dibbs.
• Shell gas stations sell ultra rare Bic colors, the little tiny ones are so cute!
• I once found a weed grinder in the Miley Cyrus key chain section!
• I never liked not Cheeto's until Con Limon came along. True Love.