Relentless
I feel like I keep talking about douche-bags at the gym, but HOLY COW!!! It's like a curse or something... they surround us! My new gym, as of a month ago, is ridiculously awesome. It's brand new, smells like fresh rubber, and has a flat-screen in every square 2 feet. I'm more of a music person, but feel much stronger and faster next to pure LCD. It's LEGIT, for sure. Exceeeeeeeeppptttt.... for this Russian douche bag! He is out of control! At least 3 hours of intense work-out a day, and another 3 hours down there talking your freaking ear off. RELENTLESS! My roomie made the mistake of being too friendly initially, and now he won't let her do anything down there. The most ridiculous part is that last week, he even felt so comfortable as to tell her that her arms were flabby. He gave her some exercise tips, and she somehow sat through it. This is where we are different. I would have verbally assaulted his ass!
As I was laying by the pool last weekend with some friends, he ended his work-out with some time in the sun. He circled the pool, and checked out the scenery for a good 4 minutes, never removing his intense headphones. He chose a lay-out chair in the water, and prepared for show off. Though he was spreading his towel along a chair by us.... he walked over to a separate chair (directly in the viewing line of everyone at the pool). This is where he would disrobe. He faced away from us, and muscled off his beater with the classic arm-cross style, basically flexing every single muscle in his back. It felt like one of those body builder competitions. This is when I notice how incredibly top heavy this fool is. Do some legs, bra! He is still wrestling with his wife beater.... it's taking almost a minute. Geez! Now that the shirt is off, he can put his headphones back on, BUT it is not time to leave the stage yet. After a mandatory 2 minute session of back, oblique and arm stretches, he retires to his lounge chair. Luckily, there is a fountain between us and him, so I get a chance to explain to my friends what a dick he was with the "flabby arms" comment last week. 15 minutes later he was doing ab exercises ON his lounge chair IN the pool. The man is DILIGENT, I give him that much. But please, sir, keep to yourself during MY work-out time. Thanks.
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