Vacuuma Matada!

I am NOT a clean person. I like to BE clean, but I do not like TO clean. Sometime's I let my hair get dirty, but that's only because it looks SO much better the second day... any girl will agree to that. If they don't it's because they get greasy roots too fast, and that sucks. I'd be pissed too.

Anyways... back to cleaning. I hate that crap. My roomie is a clean FREAK, so it works really well with our domestic chemistry. She takes care of me, and puts up with my messiness. It sounds terrible, I know, but she likes it. She totally likes it. Lately, I have been doing more "around the house", or trying to. I say trying, because my eff'ing vacuum has been eff'ing broken for a while. It has been on its' last leg for quite some time. Not only is it from Lubbock, Texas, this deep purple, 87 lb. Dirt Devil has like... 13 years behind it. No wonder only the sucker-tube works! Roomie has been on her hands and knees vacuuming the rug with only that sucker hose and the brush attachment. One time, she was even doing it in her panties!!!.... I told you she liked it.

After weeks of ranting and raving about getting a new vacuum.... For some reason I can only say vacuum in my best Temple Grandin voice now, I wish you could hear it. Anyways, it came time to head to Wally World and check out their selection. Prepared to spend at least $100, Roomie and I were STOKED to find a brand new Dirt Devil for only FIFFFTY DOLL-HAIRSSS! What a steal! I had some gift cards, and it worked out perfectly.

That night.... I want you to know.... I vacuumed. My. Ass off. I think my right shoulder was sore from tossing that damn Dirt Devil into every nook and cranny in this apartment. The best part, is that it doesn't have bags like our old piece. I emptied the tornadic dirt canister into the trashcan, and that was all. Our long awaited vacuum sesh lasted for hours, used 8 different outlets, filled 4 canisters (Baxter and new carpet, not all just dirt), and flooded TWO basements. Vacuuma Matada!