Where did all my funny go!?!

Looking back on the things I used to have to say... I'm starting to wonder what happened to that load of bullshit stories that would surge out of my fingertips, and into this keyboard. Is it because I had just gotten my sweet ass MacBook Pro, and I thought I was the shit? Now I still owe money on it, and it pisses me off, so maybe that has something to do with it. Maybe it's because I go through phases; hooping, painting, partying, scrap-booking, cooking, wood working, etc. Maybe it's because I have found newer, more important, and even greater things to be passionate about. It's definitely not because I have found someone to sit and listen to all this crap I have to say.

Anyway... If you're bored at work, and you're a new follower... go back into some old school shit and tell me what you think.

2009's Blogs by AllySwan

January 2010's Blogs by AllySwan

You can get to the rest of the months through the archive on the right side :) Thanks for reading, Mom!

Sissy Nancy Panda Bear... Apparently, you didn't read this the first time.

Gentlemen,

Please don't take a girl out to eat and order a salad, a wrap, or any herbavore-ish type meal. WHAT A TURN OFF!!! Try to impress the lady, not make her think you are a huge pansy. Then she can't get the Chicken Fried Steak she wanted, and will spend the rest of the night wondering how often you eat like an eff'ing sissy. Girls want a man who can protect them in the streets, a man who devours steaks, and large quantities of protein. Girls want a strong hearty-eatin grizzly bear, NOT a sissy nancy panda bear.