The amazing Allysini

Having the munchies and a Gas Card is about as good of a combo as Pop Rocks and soda. I go in for a few things, and leave with the entire convenient store! Though I am a seasoned verteran of the munchies AND impulse shopping, I still find myself making ridiculously unnecessary purchases. (Mom, I quit using your gas card for these reasons a LONG time ago, this is just material for the book that will one day put you up in the fanciest Nursing Home in Lubbock, Texas)

• Big Red may cause cancer and have more HFCS than WonkaLand, but the shit is delicious!
• Sometimes, all I need in my life is a Cherry Ring Pop.
• BUSTED magazine on the reg!
• As much as you USED to love pizza Lunchables.... the fun just isn't worth it!
• Scratch off tickets are a big weakness. Do you see me in an F5, flying my friends across the world? No. Stupid.
• Hershey's Skor is the best candy bar EVER, but turn that thing over and see if you ever wanna consume that much fat again.
• If they've got stickers, I want 'em.
• You can NEVER have enough bottled water.
• I am a hot dog FANATIC, but gas station hot dogs are only for hobos. Big mistake.
• No ice cream can ever be as awesome as Crunch Dibbs.
• Shell gas stations sell ultra rare Bic colors, the little tiny ones are so cute!
• I once found a weed grinder in the Miley Cyrus key chain section!
• I never liked not Cheeto's until Con Limon came along. True Love.