We got a new guy at the gym across from my balcony. I know he is new because he was creeping around in the dark with his hoodie on. He couldn't find the light switch. He looked around frantically, stopped in front of the mirror, and did a quick jumping jack to see if the lights might be motion activated. Nice try, dumbass, but this is an apartment complex, not the W. I know you're crunk about our badass pool, and fresh to death finishes, but motion activated lights??? Really??? Haha, he soon found the switch, bummer! Thankyou, ciggy break!