Doing the dishes SUCKS!!! I hate doing them. period. I am kind of a freak about washing my dishes, in the sense that I prefer for my dishes to be ultra super freaky clean before I use them. I am a big fan of the steamy strong pre-scrub, during which I do my best to remove ALL traces of dirtiness. I HATE it when people put dishes in the dishwasher with food still on them. Get out of here, sick-stores.
The DISHWASHER. What a freaking out of control machine. Amazing. I lived a short period of time without one, Cassie I know you feel me right here, it was absolutely AWFUL! I never really felt comfortable with hand-washed, dishrag-touched, rack-dried dishes. Barf. Thankyou for the dishwasher, William Howard Livens!
Now, onto my radical discovery.... About a year ago, I was putting away some freshly clean dishes as a friend looked on in my kitchen. Watching me rummage through the silverware caddy, the friend asked why I didn't place the silverware in sections accordingly...... it hit me like a freight train! You're exactly right! Why don't I do that? More importantly, how have I gone 24 years without knowing that? Why don't my parents do that, teach me that? WTF!?! It seems so obvious, yet never crossed my "intellectual" mind. UGH! Anyways, now I strategically place my silverware in the dishwasher the RIGHT WAY! It's faster, easier, and it's fun.
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