Former Student

This is a story by my dear friend, Kelli.

so... this morning... i was driving to work, and i go get my morning diet coke @ whataburger (i usually walk to the chevron... but it was raining)
and so.. i get my drink and i'm pulling out of whataburger... NOT ONLY does this asshole in a truck not let me in... but then he blocks ME in, so i cant get out of the whataburger driveway.
i finally get to pull in, and when i pull in behind him i see a decal that reads.. "a&m, former student"

i start thinking... what the fuck is that supposed to mean??? did you graduate?, did you not graduate?, did you drop out?, why did you drop out?, were you too lame for that piece of shit school? or were you just a moron? did you go to texas tech instead because it was obviously the better choice? i mean... i just dont understand what "former student" was supposed to mean

and its had me thinking all day