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You would believe my jaw-dropping astonishment as I walked outside to find my car COVERED in bird shit. I have touched this hot stove before, and I should have thought before I parked under a ginormous tree. BUT!!! This was not your every day, bread-crumb-eating, here n' there, white-ish, dried and terd-like bird shit. This was oily-tar, drip n' smeared, party butt, greenish-black, mexican-whore-pigeon bird shit. I can't get this taken care of in a drive thru. When I pay someone to clean this, they are not really going to be too giggity about scrubbing it off. WTF!?!

I would have loved to use the term "Shit Storm" in this one, but that was coined by my refreshingly wonderful former roomie :)