Things I learned in Houston, Texas

Lubbock is the EASIEST city to drive around in... RED and PURPLE street signs are alarming, chute-and-ladder-mega-stack-42 lane-highway-systems give me panic attacks, and Lazer's road has pot-holes the size of a small bath tub. No thankyou.

Houston is A COP-FEST! Take a cab, and keep opinions to yourself.

You know you're in the ghetto when all of the tiny corner burger joints have been turned into check-cashing spots. What IS a money order, anyways???

Pub crawls, and mind-erasers at 3pm are not a swell idea.

Just like San Antonio, it is perfectly acceptable for people to wear house shoes and/or socks to public places of EATING. Bare-foot kids on crack.