Over-Sharer

Right at the peak of a 3-person mustache party, I had one of the greatest heart-2-hearts ever. We played a game of questions... NOT "The Guessing Game" (that's a totally different story) and the question was, "What is one thing you would change about yourself?" If you're imagining a sappy scene where you get somewhat emotional, and actually feel closer to your, also very intoxicated, friends.... you're right on the money. I think there was even a candle involved.

Anyways, enough about love, and onto hardcore character-flaw questions. I've thought about it, and obviously.... my problem is over-sharing. You reading this is pure proof of that. Do you really give a shit about a mustache party? Or a sweet little kitty? What about my mad cooking skills, and ridiculously useless facts? No, surely not. Luckily, I have my Mom and 13 followers.

(And yes, that last sentence was, in fact, a reverse-psychology marketing ploy. JC, there's GOT to be more than 13 of you little assholes! Still dreamin' of a book with my name on it.)