The amazing Allysini

HOLY HELL! Nothing makes me angrier than automated voice systems. Eff that technology. I don't care how much of a new-and-improved machine-lady you have, she still can't understand SHIT that I'm saying. It's impossible to get anywhere, accomplish anything, or speak to a human being. I find myself screaming crazily into the phone, "HUMAN! REPRESENTATIVE! REAL FRIGGIN PERSONNNNN!"

It brings out the worst in me, I'm not proud. I AM pissed, though, and I don't know how to avoid it. I used to default to pressing zero over and over again until I was connected to a human, but the more advanced systems have started blocking that option. Isn't the unemployment rate too high? Aren't there people EVERYWHERE looking for a job... ANY job? Someone should try out a new marketing campaign, and offer nothing but REAL people answering the phones. I'd switch any one of my contracts to a company who offered that!