Ceiling Stars
Laying in bed thinking... No wonder Mom used to get so pissed about me putting those glow-in-the-dark stars on my fan and ceiling!!! Those mofos are STILL up there! She erased every trace of what was MY room years ago.... Or at least she THOUGHT she did :) Now she is puttin guests up in this fancy new guest bedroom with trashy glow stars on the fan... I LOVE it!
- Posted using my iPhone, son.
Little Plastic Baggies
For some reason, TSA has had it out for me ever since I brought two computers along one time. They acted like it was soooo unusual, and made a scene. I have been searched or questioned almost every flight since then. Particularly those on which I attempt to bring another computer.
Today I walked up, and started the long process of getting ready to go trough the scanner. With bangles, a computer, a ziploc full of liquids, 2 jackets, and a hula hoop, I knew it would be lengthy. Luckily this is a Wednesday, so I take my time.
Home girl at the scanner machine looks pissed. She obvi hates her life, her fatttt ass, and me, because she stared me down like I was the scum of the earth. Expecting the usual questions/weird looks about my hoop, I watch her face for any reaction other than a death scowl. All of the sudden, her face lights up like a fuckin Christmas tree! She jumped off her stool, called on her posse, and directed my ass to the side.
Of course, I'm pissed! This always happens to me! Even though I know I don't have anything crazy on me, I still get scared every now and then. Hey, I'm forgetful! I wait to see what she's honing in on, and my stomach drops when she holds up a little plastic baggy and shakes it at my face like she just caught me stealing the National Treasure. She smiles and finally likes her job for a second, so that makes me feel good.
But WTFFF is in that baggy? This is not a ziploc, this is a small, clear baggy with little round shapes inside.... Shut the front door! Luckily I only shit myself for a second or two before she shook em close enough for me to realize what it really was.
Turns out, one of my jackets still had the tag in.... The kind of tag that has a little baggy holding extra buttons. IN YO FACE, ya cranky beeyotch! I laughed my ass off, counted my blessings, grabbed all my shit, and told Feleeshakwonya to sit and spin.
Home to Lubbock :)
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Am I at a Dubstep Show???
Aside from the fact that you are surrounded by people born in the 1990's... there's one sure way to know if you are at a Dubstep show. LISTEN! For one, you will hear basslines that shake your face off. That IS Dubstep. Bass isn't he only thing you can listen for though.... there are also some key words that, if heard, will ensure that you are where you need to be.
1. WOMP! - this is a word commonly used by dubsteppers. The term is referring to those nasty basslines I was talking about earlier. If your heart feels jolted, your molars hurt, and your feet tingle.... you can say 'WOMP!' also.
2. Uhhhh! (Master P style) - this is one of my faves. I use this word when I hear something that I like... which is Dubstep.
3. Connectors - Connectors connectors connectors! This word drives me NUTS because I have heard it so many times at shows. People will use this word when they (rookies) are trying to deck themselves out in glow sticks. News flash people, those things NEVER come with enough connectors, so stop walking around lookin for them!
4. Water - very frequently used and seen at Dubstep shows. If you see more people drinking water than alcoholic bevs, you're definitely in the right place.
Swan's MEATloaf
My old roomie asked me to make him some meatloaf one night, which I was totally okay with. I have a weird thing about cooking for people. The thing was, I was leaving town, he was working late, and leaving the meatloaf in the oven just wasn't gonna happen. So I made the loaf and left it for him in he fridge... this is what he found :)
BOOM! Doin' thangs.
SO, tonight I decided to start a YouTube page... and I have been uploading videos for hours. Not only do I have awesome videos from a lot of the shows I have been to, but also some pretty funny ones. I am excited to see how many views things get! ANOTHER exciting thing that changed about the blog tonight is that I added an RSS feed. If you are one of my 6 readers and/or my Mom, please scroll to the right and follow me by subscribing to my RSS feed!!!
Now, I just need to figure out how to put Magic Plus onto my computer!
The Puppy Shuffle
My "niece" Preslee, aka P-Money, is freaking hilarious! She has recently developed a passion for dancing, which is a passion that her mother and I shared for many years. She gets better every day, and always puts her own style into her moves. Very inspiring. She got a tiny mini pup for her 2nd birthday, and he has recently become her newest dance prop. Kinda sad, to be honest.... but this video, The Puppy Shuffle, will make you pee in your pants.
Call me a shitty Aunt, but I think she MIGHT be able to get her mother and I onto the Ellen show with this video..... and maybe even get a dubstep-remix!
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