Am I at a Dubstep Show???

Aside from the fact that you are surrounded by people born in the 1990's... there's one sure way to know if you are at a Dubstep show. LISTEN! For one, you will hear basslines that shake your face off. That IS Dubstep. Bass isn't he only thing you can listen for though.... there are also some key words that, if heard, will ensure that you are where you need to be.

1. WOMP! - this is a word commonly used by dubsteppers. The term is referring to those nasty basslines I was talking about earlier. If your heart feels jolted, your molars hurt, and your feet tingle.... you can say 'WOMP!' also.

2. Uhhhh! (Master P style) - this is one of my faves. I use this word when I hear something that I like... which is Dubstep.

3. Connectors - Connectors connectors connectors! This word drives me NUTS because I have heard it so many times at shows. People will use this word when they (rookies) are trying to deck themselves out in glow sticks. News flash people, those things NEVER come with enough connectors, so stop walking around lookin for them!

4. Water - very frequently used and seen at Dubstep shows. If you see more people drinking water than alcoholic bevs, you're definitely in the right place.