Mom: "Did Taylor tell you she got a fake ID?"
Ally: "No, how did she get it? Ugh, it was so hard getting one as a Ginger!"
Mom: "It's sooo perfect! Looks just like her!"
MTS in the back: "That's a great 'parent' thing to say, dear!"

Immediately, I'm pissed. What are you saying? You have looked at it, and you're ok with it? Things sure have changed since I was a Senior in High School! Good thing you guys never had a third kid, or you'd be letting HER push dope and ravage your life savings! Real cool, Mom!

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