SuperBowl Champs 2010 :)


Check out these New-Age-Jet-Ski/Boat-thingies. Can't wait to see one!

Things I learned in Houston, Texas

Lubbock is the EASIEST city to drive around in... RED and PURPLE street signs are alarming, chute-and-ladder-mega-stack-42 lane-highway-systems give me panic attacks, and Lazer's road has pot-holes the size of a small bath tub. No thankyou.

Houston is A COP-FEST! Take a cab, and keep opinions to yourself.

You know you're in the ghetto when all of the tiny corner burger joints have been turned into check-cashing spots. What IS a money order, anyways???

Pub crawls, and mind-erasers at 3pm are not a swell idea.

Just like San Antonio, it is perfectly acceptable for people to wear house shoes and/or socks to public places of EATING. Bare-foot kids on crack.



Sittin on an airplane.....

So far THREE Gingers have walked past me, boarding my plane... This might be the last time you hear from me....

Bad weather can really screw up some travel plans, and make you rrrrrreally cranky.

WHYYYY don't they have Shamu planes anymore!?!

It really fired me up when I was told to "fly safe"... Don't tell ME to fly safe!!! No shit, fly safe... I'm not the one flying! I'm doin MY job.

I could spend some serious dollars in SkyMall Magazine.

SWA Drink Coupons = Legit

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Whenever I get a patient whose birthday is 4/20, I get so jealous. If only I could have just been born like 30 hours later.... geez....
One of my boss' name is "Vijay", pronounced "vee-jay". I understand this, but CANNOT quit calling him
Va-jay-jay.... luckily he does not take offense.
I just can't take it anymore. I have to say something. I CANT STAND IT when people don't don't know the difference between your and you're. It drives me batshit crazy. I know it sounds so menial and angry... But I see this gramatical error atleast a handfull of times EVERY DAY from someone. Whether it be in a text, or on facebook, I can't help but wonder, "Do these people not know this is wrong? Did they skip the second grade? Are you saving time and effort by leavin off the "e" and an apostrophe? Your phone will most likely add the apostrophe for you if you just get that "e" in there." it kills me to NOT comment and correct you. Learn this, please.


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I need to go and get my jacket from my friend's house, but she's having a bible study!!! Ahh! I'm at Happy Hour right now, I can't be a part of that! Call me when God leaves.


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If you send retarded forward text messages, please take me out of your phone book!

Apparently I think I am a hair stylist now.... I don't know WHAT ON EARTH I was thinking last night, but I woke up to cousin IT on the floor! wow! Luckily, I was just going for some "layers", so it doesn't even really look that different. One advantage of having enough hair for 5 people!

Yeah, I have granite counter tops :)

Will you play dress-up with me?


I'm going to Houston this weekend and I am super excited! I am gonna get to see a lot of my friends from Tech, as well as some other friends, yay :) We are doing this Pub Crawl on Saturday, and there is kind of a team thing going on. I don't care about the actual "team" competition, but the word "team" gets me excited for a very different reason!

THIS, my friends, is an excuse for me make uniforms/costumes/outrageous get-ups for my teammates. It's my time to shine! FREAK OUT! arts 'n' crafts? you betcha! I have been known to make some of the most amazing togas ever seen at Texas Tech University. Nerd Party... Easy! 80's.... the best! Floats.my.boat! Now that we are no longer in college, and there aren't dress-up parties every weekend, the only time I get a chance to go crazy is at concerts. So you would understand my excitement when I realized I had the opportunity to make T-shirts for THIRTEEN team members! My mind went crazy, and all I thought about all day was what type of bad ass T-shirts I could make. I finally decided on a Camo-themed team with the oh-so-clever slogan, "Stop the War in My Rack". Love it. (Raising Money for Breast Cancer)

But, as I sit here at the day's end, gettin' on my level, I realize that this would be a daring task. 13 T-shirts is a lot, I only have one day, and most of the boys would probably laugh at me and never wear the shirt. I've been down that road before, and it doesn't feel good. SO, I will make buttons, or bandanas, or something low key :(
Do you think it's safe to seal a crack in a pipe with clear nail polish?

***I have posted this comment in a cool, ice-blue color scheme, in hopes that people over 40 cannot see it. If you do not laugh at that, then you do not watch 30Rock, and I cannot be your friend.

MONSTER TRUCK RALLY in Lubbock the SAME weekend I will be there!?! Don't mind if I do :) I still have a grave digger T-shirt somewhere.... Don't Hate!

Today in History: January 20

1885: LA Thompson patents the Roller Coaster. 1887: US signed a lease on Pearl Harbor. 1929: "In Old Arizona", the 1st motion picture filmed outdoors is released. 1937: FDR is inaugurated (2nd time). 1961: JFK was inaugurated as the youngest man, and 1st ever Roman Catholic as president. 1968: The Hou...ston Cougars defeat the UCLA Bruins to win the Game of the Century. 2009: Obama was inaugurated.

Be My Guest

Call me paranoid, but I'm always scared people are gonna steal from me!!! You might think I'm being ridiculous, but I'm from Lubbock, "The land of people wanting to steal your shit"! Well, I have a lot of cool shit.... And I don't want anyone to take it. Especially now that I am a big girl, with nice furniture, fancy dishes, and ultra modern electronics. Not that I have a legit job or anything... Graduating college got me one thing; some cool shit... And I don't want anyone to take it!

I've had some serious scares with break-ins, while I was away, and even once when I was sleeping! Break-ins were big in LBK, because of all the college kids that would go home for holidays. Apparently there was a whole ring of F-Faces who would stake out homes, and watch for the cars to fill with luggage and leave for a few weeks. They would mark houses in the alleys by spray-painting dots on the fence. Nuts.

I've also had my car broken into MANY times, which was the worst of all. I could cry right now just typing about it! Both times, the freak took my backpack, which contained my life, at the time. Books that cost hundreds of dollars, ridiculously expensive drawing supplies, notes that I needed to survive, a flash drive that had all of my work from yeeeeears of projects and all-nighters (and was my ONLY copy).... so soooo sad.

This whole rant started when the subject of "creepy house guests" was brought up. Whether you have parties, or an oddly promiscuous, ghetto-lovin' roomie, you will occasionally get a "guest" who might wanna steal something. Like I said before, I am not one to notice when things are missing, until I need them. I once had 20 Super Nintendo games stolen during a party... What a jerk-store that "guest" was! I've had sneakers, clothes, books, electronics, bikes, DVDs, all stolen. It kills me.

I never want hotel maids to come into my room. DO NOT DISTURB! I can handle un-made sheets, and 3 bags worth of MY COOL SHIT sprawled all over the room. You do not need to fold my toilet paper into a triangle at the end, and your daughter does not need my favorite black sparkle dress, or my bag full of jewelry! I am a chronic over-packer and avid vacation shopper, therefore; I wouldn't know stuff was missing until I didn't have to pay the "over 50 pounds" fine. Ha! The last time I had to toss a bag together on the run was in Vegas. I had to pack THREE sets of bags... (TWO missing friends)...check out, & make it to the airport in like... 30 minutes ago! It was bananas!

Now, where was I? Ahhh, yes... Theft paranoia! Please, you scum-bag, thievin', piece of crap losers.... don't steal my shit! I'm begging you.

Note to self

Grocery stores put the asparagus up at night... Why? I don't know, but remember this. Next time, don't spend 20 minutes walking around dumbfounded.... Ask for some asparagus!


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15 facts about dreaming


Check out this article... very interesting!
Wasabi Almonds are the Ish!

Abbreviating is the NEW Black

Ahhhh, the good ole' ABBREVE. I love abbreviating words. It's fun, saves time, and conserves energy and voice. Okay, there isn't really a valid REAS behind it, except for that it's fun and DIFF..... and you know me, if it's weird, I'm all over it! It's my new OBSESH! I like to comment on my friends' baby photos with PRESH, or ADORB. It's so OBVI how fun this is!

Creepy Ginger Stuff


This is a small world we live in. I have a Ginger co-worker, which is pretty rare considering that Gingers only take up about 2% of the population. I typically hate Ginger-females, I don't know if it's like a survival-of-the-fittest kind of thing, but whatever. This particular Ginger, however, is pretty cool. Not only are we Orangu-lated, one day we realized that we have the SAME birthdays, also! Weird, I wonder how many other Gingers were born on our birthday?
A few weeks ago, she asked me where it was that I lived, so I told her that I lived next to the bridge, and she was like, NO WAY!". Turns out, she and her boyfriend were signing a lease at the EXACT SAME place as me! Crazy! I asked her what building/number she was moving into, and she told me 611....... I live in 612. Too.Freakin'.Creepy.
I'm tired of having to explain to people what
"click-wasted" means.... don't you listen to the radio!?!

I'll sell you my pickle for a nickel


I just slammed dollars on the BCM movie theatre snack bar and said, "WHAM!!! Gimme two pickles, please." and I wonder why people think I'm weird... Goin to see The Book of Eli.
Ps... One pickle was for KG

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Such a bad ass.......

Kelli Can Blog Too!!!

Here is another masterpiece, written by the one and only, KELLI!

Okkay... So... i realize that one of my bigger pet peives are "socially inept" people. I mean what the hell.. could you run into a more frustrating, annoying person? DOUBTFUL. I Have one person in particular that really comes to mind. And it is the worse... because there is no way to get away from them... A COWORKER. You meet a woman... shes in her 40's and seems pretty cool. You know htat you are going to be stuck with her 40 hours a week so.. you think, ehhh what the hell... ill make an effort to have a good "working relationship" with her. Apparently i was off with what i thought a "working relationship" was... turns out she is unhappy iwth her marrage, has a screw up son, not too many friends, and no social life. Wheres all the talk about things that have gone around in the office? The people we like and dislike? ANYWAY.. thats not where im trying to get at. What im trying to get it is those people who cant have your life... so they just try to live their life vicariously through yours. UGH-- SO ANNOYING. For example... I chop my hair off and happen to run into my coworker AT THE SAME PLACE I GO... and she sees my new do... and she goes... "Oh i think i want to do that to"... I get a tattoo... she calls me the next weekend and gets a tattoo IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE. I like to jam to fratmusic.com in office and listen to country music (which im not relaly into, but its good for office music), She comes up to me and is like... oh what website is that and starts listening to the same station really loud (probably because she is deaf), so i cant enjoy my music because it interferes with hers. okay. FIND YOUR OWN STYLE. Dont try and live vicariously through someone else because it is OBVIOUSLY never going to be your life.

PS... the whole reason i got on this tagent is because i finally got really PISSED OFF from the constant annoyance of having her text me once or twice a week that says "test, you get this" ... because when people dont text her back, she thinks her phone is broken. UGH. THE SOCIALLY INEPT PEOPLE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

Can I Marry my iPhone!?! Part 4

Holy crap! watch this!

I think I need, I think I need, I think I need my medicine...

Medicine by Plies

Today in History: January 18

2003: Airbus 380 was unveiled. 1998: Matt Drudge broke news of the Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal on The Drudge Report. 1997: Boerge Ousland of Norway becomes the first person to cross Antarctica alone. 1994: The Cando-Event. Google it. 1993: MLK Day was recognized for the first time by ALL 50 states. 1990:... Marion Barry arrested. 1919: Bentley Motors was founded. 1778: James Cook discovered Hawaii.

Ummmmm, can I have this?

Alligator Chair.

The Lingerer

To the creepy dude who hangs around much longer than is socially acceptable... Yeah, we had some people over, and you somehow got wind of that. You had so much fun, and spent the whole night admiring our entertainment expertise. You learned how to play dominoes, and couldn't stop thinking how awesome we are. You wish you were our friend, but you're not. When people leave and we shut it down... this is your cue to exit as well. Don't linger around the living room like you're waiting on someone. Don't creep out our girls with your wild eyes, and perverse comments. Take a hint. Leave!!!

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Cletus

Cletus is a pretty sweet name. I had a hog named Cletus once, a Duroc. (That's a Ginger pig for those of you who were not dedicated member of the FFA) Anyways, today I discovered that the annoying NFL robot was named Cletus, voted on by America! Awesome! Too bad Cletus is old, and not cool anymore. Get a new graphic NFL!


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Jersey Shore KIDS

Jersey Shore is hilarious, but THIS might be funnier!

Former Student

This is a story by my dear friend, Kelli.

so... this morning... i was driving to work, and i go get my morning diet coke @ whataburger (i usually walk to the chevron... but it was raining)
and so.. i get my drink and i'm pulling out of whataburger... NOT ONLY does this asshole in a truck not let me in... but then he blocks ME in, so i cant get out of the whataburger driveway.
i finally get to pull in, and when i pull in behind him i see a decal that reads.. "a&m, former student"

i start thinking... what the fuck is that supposed to mean???
did you graduate?, did you not graduate?, did you drop out?, why did you drop out?, were you too lame for that piece of shit school? or were you just a moron? did you go to texas tech instead because it was obviously the better choice? i mean... i just dont understand what "former student" was supposed to mean
and its had me thinking all day

Today in History: January 15

1559: Elizabeth I is crowned. 1889: Coca-Cola is incorporated in ATL. 1892: James Naismith publishes the rules of Basketball. 1919: Boston Molases Disaster (google it!) 1936: 1st completely GLASS building is completed. 1947: "The Black Dahlia" corpse is discovered in LA. 1967: The 1st Super Bowl is pl...ayed in LA, Packers at Chiefs. 2001: Wikipedia was born!

...a rare treasure...


The Poop-Brown BIC is a rare find. So is the Pepto-Pink BIC. It's not too often that you'll see these colors, so be sure to grab 'em up when you do. If you like lighters....

The Boss LOVES Gingers!

Bruce Springsteen, Red-Headed Woman

Piano Stairs

This is such a cool video! I wish I had the musical/electrical knowledge to create something like this!

I just took Sky Flower Road to get to Salvia Cove... Gotta love

Austin, Texas!

Livin' the Snug-Life

Thank goodness Santa brought me a Texas Tech University Collegiate Snuggie this Christmas!!!

there should be a facebook for sappy, sad, lame, gay stuff.... and a facebook for cool, funny, awesome, happy stuff!

Hmmmm....

Have you ever thought SO hard about a word, that it didn't even make sense to you anymore? Have you repeated a word so many times, either aloud or in your head, to a point where you think to yourself, "what a weird word"?

HELLO, fully articulating,

5 function life-size

robot with feelings...

It's not "what's on my mind?", more like....

"what's my mind on?"

Today in History: January 14

1943: FDR becomes the 1st President to take flight while in office. 1952: NBC's longest running morning news program, The Today Show, debuts. 1967: San Francisco's Summer of Love was kicked off. 1970: Diana Ross and the Supremes final concert in LV. 1998: Dallas researchers discovered Apoptosis. Random, I know.

ABDC5!?!

Seriously? How many more freakin dance crews can there be in America? Next.

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FRO-diculous


Imagine what would happen if you put Carrot Top in the Electrical Chair.... this is what rainy/humid weather does to my hair....
AWFUL
situation!

Swan's Urban Dictionary, Part II

Any song that discusses anxiously awaiting pay-day, is going to be a pretty good song.

Steppin' Out = Jeefin' = Hoodwink = Infidelity = Cheating = Bad

sticky pillow purple face


Trust me, you NEVER want to fall asleep with a cough-drop in your mouth. I woke up this morning stuck to my pillow. My pillow was stuck to my hair, and my hair was stuck to my sheets. My sheets were stuck to the mattress, and that got stuck to the floor. I couldn't even go to work. My face is purple, and I smell like a grandma. NEVER fall asleep with a cough-drop in your mouth!
You ain't gotta know the alphabet,
to know that I'ma G!

Slap Chop


Cooking is my 3rd favorite thing to do. That's a pretty big deal! I could cook all day long, if I had the money to buy ingredients. Though I've been practicing for years, I still don't have my kitchen as cooking-ready as it could be. You know how when you're at your parents' house, you can walk in and find something to make, fast and easy? Everything you need is there, no problem. I love that, and miss it :( It takes yeeeeears to collect all of the dishes, utensils, spices, and experience needed to run a legit kitchen. I hope that one day I can obtain all of those "things".

For right now, I'm doing ok though. I've been trying to cook straight healthy for a while, (due to a little bridesmaid's dress dilemma). Veggies are my main game, and I am always looking for new, exciting ways to prepare them. Well, I'm here to tell you people, the Slap Chop is the way to go. Sometimes I will figure out what I'm going to cook, by revolving it around what I can SLAP up. It's fast, and it's FUN!

Listen to me! Part I

I am OBSESSED with music! I wish I could have it playing constantly in my head. Hmmm... that sounds stupid. I like to jam in my car FULL blast whenever possible.... you know, I had a sub back when that was cool. I have a playlist for every possible activity, yes... even that! So, I thought I would share some track referrals. Have a listen.








Finally!

Looks like things are on the up and up! read this article!

MySpacer

If someone writes "thanks for the add" on your wall, de-friend them immediately. They are a loser.

AMERICAN Idol

Victoria Beckham is hott, but what is she doing as a judge!?! It IS called American Idol, right? Then please tell me why HALF of the judges are not even flippin' Americans!?! Doesn't make much sense to me....

Naturally Cold

TRUE LIFE: my boss just told me that if she puts her Pepsi's and waters outside on the front porch, they taste better than if they were cooled in the fridge. "they get naturally cold"


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Lesson Learned


I've been talking about getting a tattoo on the inside of my lip for a LONG time! I am aware that it's a painful location, and that it might not last forever, but that's what's so cool about it! Sure, you think it's retarded, but this is me not giving a shit, and doing whatever I want. So, I finally went to get it done this weekend, and had it set in my mind that I was going to get a tattoo that represented Texas Tech. My initial request was a revolver, but the guy said it was too detailed for such a small spot, so I ended up going with the Double T. It hurt for like a minute, and felt completely normal immediately afterward. Awesome! I was so excited about it the remainder of the weekend! BUT.... I woke up this morning, and it was GONE!!! Holy crap, what a joke! The guy told me that it might not take, and even if it did, it might stay a year.... but 48 hours!?! I'm pissed! Lesson learned, $60 down the drain, relieved parents.... I think someday I'll give it one more shot.... for sure :)
If you think about something EVERY SINGLE DAY, then you should NEVER give up on it!

The Pretty Lights

One of the greatest shows EVER!!! We had a great little group of Lubbockites, and we had a great time! Except the tar-covered floors that ruined my sneakers :(







Juicy


I LOVE to karaoke! I used to hate it because; 1. I suck at singing, and 2. my mom is a karaoke fanatic, so I have generally associated karaoke with no fun. But now that I started rapping, as opposed to singing, I can't get enough! I try to do my faves everytime (Shoop, Ice Ice Baby, Shake that Monkey) but my #1 pick is Juicy by Biggie. Not great for children's parties, but most often a crowd pleaser :)

Funny-Kid-Video-Time

My FAVE kid on my FAVE show (he is hillarious!)


Juke Box Hero Kid


Star Wars according to a 3 year old (this one is just because she is SOOO cute!)

Thankyou, thankyou..... You're far too kind!

My road trips almost always involve breaking laws, and a "hurry-up-n-get-there" mentality. Risky. No one really embarks down the highway with any intentions of getting pulled over, but it has been known to happen. Sometimes it's good to have a little help avoiding that drama. Sure, you can follow someone (preferably a red guy), get a radar detector, or follow the speed limit (psschhhh). But the help I love the most, is the friendly "HEY, COP AHEAD" light-flash from a fellow traveler. I try not to confuse that with the people that are telling me to turn my brights off, but it's always safe to slow down either way.

How nice is that? Who started this gesture? Thankyou, kind sir! What is the opposite of road rage? Road love? If so, it's such an awesome thing! Pay it forward people! After all, the Texas motto for driving is, "DRIVE FRIENDLY"!!!


-dedicated to the person who gave me this idea :)

Is she for real?

This video is pretty entertaining... this is an old woman who is GEEKING OUT while her flight is landing. Luckily, someone recorded this. The video is great, but leaves me questioning a few things.
1. Is that a woman?
2. Is she for real?
3. What type of drugs is she on?
4. Why did the guy next to her try to play it so cool?
5. I'm pretty sure she is a Red Raider, because she continues to get her guns up.

Blue Moon

This New Year was AMAZING!!! It was the first good New Year's experience that I've had in quite a few years, and also the first New Year's in quite a while that I haven't had a boyfriend. (Do you see the correlation here? F boyfriends!) That's not the only thing that made this year's celebration a little bit different, it was also a BLUE MOON! Word on the street was that the Blue Moon was gonna make people extra crazy, so I was pretty excited. The party was great, the people were fun, and I didn't really notice anything, or anyone gettin too "crazy" on NYE. Sooooooo, I guess I like Blue Moons, looking forward to the next one. See you in 28 years!


Can't you see I'm busy!?!

Gentlemen,

Please do not tap a lady on the shoulder while she is running on the treadmill.

1. I am clumsy as hell anyways, so being startled isn't gonna help.
2. Can't you see that I am busy!?!
3. I am here to sweat profusely, so hott, right?
4. If you are at the gym trying to pick up chicks, check your priorities.
5. I KNOW my kicks are fly, thankyou.
6. No, I don't want to join you for a protein shake.
7. Go ahead, change the channel, I'm not watching it.
8. Yes, I've been here before, and I know you have too, nice try :)
9. Sorry if I'm subconsciously reciting explicit rap lyrics, my bad.
10. I DEF don't want your advice on my work-out!

Do what you came here to do!

Swan's Urban Dictionary, Part I

Any song that begins with the words, "we gon' go head n' put it down one time fo Texas right here" is gonna be pretty great.

"If I can't have the best, I don't want the rest" Translation: if I cain't drank no classic Docta Peppah, I don't want none that othah sheet.





Modern Family


When a sit-com is SO GOOD that you can watch one episode multiple times, it's the ish! Modern Family is freaking outrageous! Do yourself a favor and go watch it on Hulu! Get ready to giggle your guts out!


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Taco NOTco


On a recent trip to San Antonio, Texas, a friend suggested that we eat at a well-known Taco joint. After hearing the legend of Taco Taco, I was in! We arrived to find a line OUT THE DOOR! I get excited, and even call my Dad, a Food Network fanatic, to let him in on the taco celebration that's about to occur.

We get in, and get a seat.... this place is pretty small, and doesn't really look too awesome on the inside... so I start to get nervous. They bring us our drinks, and one of our cups had FRESH lipstick on it! Nasty, but overlooked in excitement. CRAP! My DP is flat, but I can handle that, lets' get some food! I went with Migas, always a pleaser, and our table ordered a pretty good variety of menu choices. At this point in time I begin to note the poor punctuality of the wait staff, and the excitement is gone. Starting to get cranky, I look around with a much more detailed inspector-eye. Greasy Mexicans, nasty plates, dirty floors, cafeteria cheese, questionable sanitation, it's a Health Code violation NATION!

Finally, Juanita brings us our nationally-recognized, multiply mentioned tacos. Nothing looked too special upon arrival, and I can ASSURE you that mine did not taste special! Kel's queso was ferosh, and the breakfast tacos were not really anything to jump around about. The boys liked theirs, of course, but "the legend" had me expecting to be blown away.... Flabbergasted! Not in the least!

I just don't understand how anyone could think that place was so incredible. There are taco-shacks in Austin that would WORK Taco Taco. Food Network, and whoever else, you are retarded. That place doesn't even deserve ONE Taco. Taco NOTco.

Under-Pacid


There is an under-pass in San Antonio that is unbelievable. This Ghostland-themed passageway just doesn't seem to make sense to me. Isn't this distracting to drivers? It distracted me from 100 yards away, and kept me in a trance as I tried to navigate through it ON FOOT! Is this a joke? Downtown, where all the drunks are???

Wait, maybe it's a trap. These light DO look an awful lot like police lights, and honestly had me thinking I was getting arrested (much later in the night). Maybe the cops have created this psychedelic-trance-trap in order to catch drunk drivers? Red and Blue in the rear view = hurry, turn left, get the hell out of here. The cops must wait near by, and look for suspicious activity. No?

Maybe it's just an artsy expression with lights in an under-pass. Well that's ridiculous! It amazes me that the city would allow something like this, but hey, it is San Antonio.

Team Spirit


Soooo, there has been TONS of drama about Texas Tech firing Mike Leach. Of course, I am upset about it, but I am beginning to think that some fans are taking it a little too far.

Leach is an offensive genius. He led the Red Raiders through TEN CONSECUTIVE winning seasons, FIVE Bowl wins, ended up 53-11 home at the Jones, recruited balls, and coached the biggest comeback in NCAA Division1 bowl game history!!! Many people have gone as far as to say that he is one of the best College football coaches in the nation. Though said to be a quacky drunk, he has proven that his atypical coaching tactics seem to work. His whole pirate/angry thing is different, and fun, but that's all Mike Leach.... NOT Texas Tech.

I don't wanna paint the wrong picture here, I was PISSED at first too. I made death threats on Adam James, left Gerald Myers an ass-roasting voicemail, and I even went as far as to say I was embarrassed of my Alma Mater. I also think I drunkenly yelled that I wasn't going to watch the Alamo Bowl because I was so fired up about it, but I didn't mean it.

I went to San Antonio, I saw the T-shirts, the posters, heard the Leach-chants, and it honestly saddened me a little bit. People began to forget that there are about 150 other people who ALSO bust their asses, dedicate hours of time, and work every day in an attempt to push Texas Tech towards kicking ass. The players, most importantly, need support more than ever. Their worlds are in chaos, and they are well aware that all anyone cares about is Leach leaving, and the future of the program. Everyone made damn sure of that. How about a million posters about leach in the stands, but not one about any sort of TEAM SPIRIT! ESPN stalked Adam James on the sidelines like nobody's business, and it was all you heard about the whole weekend. Bottom line is... fans everywhere supported a man, NOT a football team. Sad.

What our administration did was crappy, but it's done. It is what it is. We are going to have a new coach, but that doesn't change anything else about Texas Tech Football. Sure, depending on the dude, we might lose some recruiting umph, and have a rough time getting started back up..... but that's all the more reason that they need their FANS!!! That's what you are... a F'ing Texas Tech Football Fan! Act like it!

mexican-whore-pigeon

You would believe my jaw-dropping astonishment as I walked outside to find my car COVERED in bird shit. I have touched this hot stove before, and I should have thought before I parked under a ginormous tree. BUT!!! This was not your every day, bread-crumb-eating, here n' there, white-ish, dried and terd-like bird shit. This was oily-tar, drip n' smeared, party butt, greenish-black, mexican-whore-pigeon bird shit. I can't get this taken care of in a drive thru. When I pay someone to clean this, they are not really going to be too giggity about scrubbing it off. WTF!?!

I would have loved to use the term "Shit Storm" in this one, but that was coined by my refreshingly wonderful former roomie :)


Welcome to the Future! Part II


I got the new version of Monopoly for Christmas, and was saddened to see that they changed the game pieces! No more top hat, iron, or thimble.... it's the future now! There's a freakin' handbag with a well dressed shnorki-doodle in it! What is this world coming to!?! Don't get it twisted, I LOVE Segways, spaceships and flat-screens, but it's still weird. Just another one of those things that makes you think, "wow, this is the future!!!"

Finger Nose Eye


Holy Hotdogs!!! I was researching for a piece about doing "the-one-eye", and I found this.... HAD to share it! Sick!

Today in History: January 4

1885: The 1st successful appendectomy was performed.... couldn't find much cool stuff about today, so get out there and make somthing happen people!!!!

Guitar Hero


I think Guitar Hero is cool and all, but shouldn't be taken to the extreme. I went through a GH phase, and it was pretty serious. I played for hours, all day and night, until my brain hurt. (Consequently, I was a freakin' Bad Ass) I tried all of the songs, but had a few choice picks that I rocked on repeat in the quest for perfection. After a couple weeks, Guitar Hero got old, and I honestly don't think I've picked up a guitar since. Bringing me to my point, I was sitting in traffic today, and one of my championship tracks came on! Killer Queen, by Queen. I have always LOVED that song! But nowwwwwww, I can NEVER enjoy it because of Guitar Hero!!! How can I sing the lyrics while my brain is chanting, "GreenGreenBlue RedRed Blue YellowGreen, Blue RedRed"???? SO FRUSTRATING! It's crazy how after probably... 3 years... that I still have that in my head. Especially, because it's like I memorized the way that the colors correlate with the notes of the song, when I have NO musical knowledge. Hmmmmmm, weird.

WHITE CHRISTMAS 2009

Lubbock had an AMAZING snow this Christmas! Aside from the 72-hour snow-in at my parents, It was perfect! I had a great time playing in the snow with my little sissy!

Lookin pretty RIDIC in Mark the Shark (Dad's) Carhart Get-up.

Taylor busting ass and getting covered in snow before we even left the house!

I was the sledding Champion!

Taylor already having to call Dad and tell him we are stuck.

I found a ginormous snow drift!